| wow this is a rare occassion.. i'm writing two days in a row...
So people are dumb, and I hate stupid people.. and that leaves me in a bit of a predicament lol. People are worried about the way the look to others. That's fine, I think its dumb, but its the way it is. BUT, if you're going to be so worried about what people think about you, you sure as hell better not do anything, whether its a big deal or not, that would make you have to worry.
Here's the thing, if you don't do anything bad, you have nothing to worry about. Also, when I say "bad" i don't mean literally "bad," just anything in general that could cause you to worry about what people would think if they knew. The problem is, living a life that isn't a little rough around the edges is no fun. So this is what happens. People worry about what other think about them. Then they go and do something that could possibly cause others to think something "bad" about them even though they know its probably not a good idea.
Now, i'm not trying to be full of myself here, but people should be more like me. I laugh at myself as much, if not more than anybody else. If people did that (trust me cuz its what i do) they'd be much better off. I do stupid things, and i laugh my ass off at them. Ask anybody i hang out with! I'm not saying that i don't care what other people think, because i do, to a small degree, but I don't care nearly as much as most people do. You can't imagine how stress free my life is without that added weight. Now I have a plan to take stress off of people.
So here's Ryan's Evil Plan to Save the World (even though its really not evil) :
Step 1: You have two options here:
1. stop caring about what people think
2. if you continue to care, stop doing things that make you have to worry
Step 2: If you chose the second option skip to the next step, if you didn't then have fun! Don't sweat the small stuff! everybody loves a good laugh, and when you can laugh at yourself you'll find that you're laughing a lot more often. Also, when you don't care about what people think about you, you'll realize that they really don't care about what you've done because its you as a person that they judge you on, not the stupid things you do.
Step 3: Friends are also good because they can laugh with you and at themselves and you can all have a good time. So make sure you don't piss friends off or anything, unless its absolutely necessary, because they're more important than you may think. Also, battles between friends are the worst kind. THEY ARE RUTHLESS, and that's more stress than anybody needs! So how do you avoid that? Like i said, don't do stupid things that will ruin freindships. And on another note, often times, atleast in my experience, friends do things because they want to stay your friend. So make sure, IF your going to get pissed off, or piss one off, that you have all the facts, and know exactly what you're doing, because if you don't, it can leave you in a world of emotional hurt - and that's probably stressful as shit. So friends can be great stress relievers, and i encourage people to have a lot of them. They can also, however, be dangerous, so "tread softly and carry a big [-ASS] stick."
Step 4: Go to Step 5
Step 5: Give Ryan a dollar and continue to step 6. (THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP)
Step 6 Repeat Step 4. (THIS IS THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT STEP)
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